You jelly?

thebitchpudding:

if u ever think ur bored just remember that somebody somewhere is typing up the terms and conditions

(Source: spongyspice, via heyfunniest)

kaliforhnia:

Idk why I keep getting sad over people that don’t give a shit about me.

(via stayycloudy)

frostycaptor:

thirdeyeblindjumper:

swat team training for when they encounter sonic the hedgehog in the field

Gotta go mildly quicker.

frostycaptor:

thirdeyeblindjumper:

swat team training for when they encounter sonic the hedgehog in the field

Gotta go mildly quicker.

(via koalaix)

“I want to be your 1 a.m. fuck and your 1 p.m. lunch date.”
— i.c. (via rattlejack)

(Source: delicatepoetry, via aashleylynnn)

homewreckingwhore:

realizing you were alive before some of your friends even existed
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(via heyfunniest)

“I hope you meet someone who wants to experience you and not just see you by their eyes. Someone who doesn’t only want to have sex with you but moves their fingers over your body like trying to find a city on a world map and mark their favourite destinations. Someone who wants to experience you like a masterpiece. whenever we observe a masterpiece we get the urge to touch it and most of the time we do, involuntarily, because it’s so perfect that we not only want to see it with our eyes and forget it’s details later on because I read somewhere that every time you recall a memory your brain edits it bit by bit so we long to experience it so that each part which contributes to it’s perfection stays with us afterall how scary it would be to forget how perfect you felt. So I hope someone experiences you like a summer breeze stroking your hair, like the warmth of bonfire on a chilly winter night, like the taste of that traditional homemade dish by a mother for her children who’s taste forever lingers in their mouth. I hope you find someone who justifies in treating you like the perfect art you are.”
— The most beautiful submission ever sent to me from - sadgirlslikebadboys (via thejamesboyle)

(via classssyandfabulous)

findingverity:

death-by-lulz:

Featured on a 1000Notes.com blog

Hell yeah, Emma Stone straightens dudes up about femininity, boyfriend or not

(Source: officialfrenchtoast)